Bad Attitude Chili

 

      Yield: 4 Servings

 

      2 lb pork roast -- cut into 1

      1    pieces

      2 lb cheap beef -- (you'll,Ground

      1    need the fat. this isn't

      1    health food )

    1/2 c  good chile powder -- (your

      1    local supermarket brand

      1    tastes like cardboard )

      1    huge onion -- roughly

      1    chopped

      1    head garlic --,Minced

      8    new mexican green chiles --

      1    roasted,peeled, seeded,

      1    chopped

      1 T  hot hungarian paprika --

      1    (this is legal. paprika is a

      1    chile )

      1 T  cumin,Ground

      4    beef boullion cubes

      1    28 oz can tomatoes,Crushed

      1    (don't worry. you won't even

      1    know they are there.)

      1    bottle amber mexican beer --

      1    (dos equiis,noche buena, or

      1    any oktoberfest will do.)

    1/4 c  bourbon -- (this is one of

      1    those things that just

      1    happened )

      2    squares bitter baker's

      1    chocolate -- (not as weird

      1    as it sounds.)

      1    salt,To Taste

 

 

Sautee 1/4 of the garlic and onions until translucent. Add 1/4 of the

meat, chile powder and brown. Salt the meat while cooking. Put into

your chili pot.  Repeat until all the meat is done. Put the rest of the ingredients in you chili pot and simmer for for a hour.

 

 

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